My mother-in-law tried to impress everyone with a lavish family dinner she assumed my father would cover. I let her. But when she asked to thank him, I laughed and said, “He sold this hotel.” What followed was glorious chaos.
Chapter 1: Patricia’s Pride
My mother-in-law, Patricia van der Woodsen, was the kind of woman who believed the world owed her a red carpet wherever she went. She lived in Beacon Hill, Boston, in a historic townhouse that she often “forgot” to mention was mortgaged for the third time.
For Patricia, image was everything. And her favorite image-polishing tool was me – or more specifically, my father.
My father, Arthur Sterling, owned The Ellington, one of Boston’s most historic and luxurious hotels. In the five years I was married into the van der Woodsen family, Patricia exploited this relationship. She frequently brought friends there for afternoon tea, booked spa treatments, and always ended with the mantra: “Just put it in Mr. Sterling’s account; I’m his in-law.”
My father, a generous and busy man, usually shrugged it off. “Just ignore her, daughter. I don’t want to make things difficult for you.”
But greed is a bottomless pit.
Last week, Patricia announced she would be hosting an “intimate” dinner to celebrate her 60th birthday.
“Just family and a few close friends,” she said over the phone, her voice so sweet I could feel the sugar flowing through the speaker. “I think The Ellington is the perfect place. The Crystal Room. I want everything to be exquisite.”
“Mom,” I hesitated. “The Crystal Room has 50 seats and the menu is very expensive…”
“Oh, don’t worry,” she interrupted, her tone turning condescending. “Your father will be delighted to host us. This is the face of the family, Chloe. Don’t disappoint me.”
I was about to tell her something important. Something my father had told me to keep secret until the paperwork was complete. But her attitude silenced me. I glanced at my husband, Richard, who was sitting watching football and pretending not to have heard the conversation. He was just as weak-willed as his greedy mother.
“Alright, Mother,” I said, a cold smile on my lips. “I’ll make a reservation for you.”
Chapter 2: The Vultures’ Party
The party was on Saturday night. Patricia’s “close friends” turned out to be 40 people from Boston’s upper class (or those clinging to it).
Patricia appeared in a shimmering gold evening gown, her pearl necklace akin to one I knew she’d rented. She moved between the tables, chatting and laughing, playing the role of a generous hostess.
“Oh, please help yourself!” she waved to a group of ladies hesitating over the wine menu. “Don’t look at the price. Tonight is our night. My father-in-law, the owner of this hotel, insisted on treating us to this meal.”
I sat in the corner of the table, sipping a glass of water. My father knew nothing about this party. I hadn’t told him. And more importantly, I hadn’t told Patricia about the drastic change that was happening.
The restaurant manager, Henri, approached my table with a worried expression. He’d known me since childhood.
“Miss Chloe,” he whispered. “Mrs. Patricia just ordered five more bottles of Château Pétrus. And she requested Almas caviar for each person. Are you sure…”
“Just serve it, Henri,” I smiled reassuringly. “She’s a connoisseur. Don’t spoil her mood.”
Henri looked at me with a skeptical gaze, but he nodded and withdrew.
The party had turned into a display of extravagance. Giant Maine lobsters, towering seafood towers, and a flowing stream of red wine. Patricia sat at the head of the table, her face flushed with wine and exhilaration.
“You see,” she said loudly, tapping her silver fork against a crystal glass. “Class isn’t something you can buy. It’s about connections. My daughter-in-law, Chloe, though from a family in the hotel business—a bit sloppy compared to our academic lineage—at least her family knows how to behave.”
The whole table burst into laughter. An insult wrapped in praise. Richard, my husband, joined in the laughter.
“That’s right,” a friend of Patricia’s added. “You’re so lucky, Patricia. Free food at the most luxurious place in Boston. I heard the bill here could buy a car.”
“Oh, money is a small matter,” Patricia waved her hand dismissively. “Mr. Arthur treats me like an older sister. He’d be furious if I pulled out my wallet.”
She turned to me, her eyes condescending.
“Chloe, have you called your father yet? Ask if he’ll stop by to say hello to everyone? And by the way, do you need me to personally thank him for this party? Or will you just say it?”
The entire banquet hall fell silent, waiting for my answer. This was her moment to assert her power: she was the one being served, and I was the lowly intermediary.
I set my napkin down on the table. I adjusted my dress. I looked Patricia straight in the eye.
“You don’t need to thank him,” I said, my voice calm but clearly audible in the quiet room.
“Why not? That would be rude,” Patricia raised a fake eyebrow.
“Because,” I smiled, the sweetest smile I could muster.
“He sold this hotel.”
Chapter 3: The Great Mess
A deathly silence fell over the Crystal Room. The melodious music from the pianist seemed out of place.
Patricia’s smile froze. She blinked, trying to process the information.
“W-what?” she stammered.
“Your father sold The Ellington,” I repeated, slowly, word by word. “The deal was completed this Tuesday noon. All ownership, management, and finances have been transferred to the Blackstone Group. Your father is now in Bali enjoying his retirement.”
“You…you’re kidding?” Richard’s face turned pale as he looked at me. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“You never asked about my father’s business,” I shrugged. “You only cared whether he could afford your golf club membership.”
Patricia jumped to her feet, spilling red wine onto her gold sequined dress. “No way! Henri! Where is Henri?”
Mr. Henri entered. But this time, he wasn’t alone. He was accompanied by two men in black suits, wearing headphones, and a young woman with a serious expression, holding a tablet.
“Ma’am,” the young woman said. “I am Sarah Jenkins, the new Financial Manager of The Ellington, part of the Blackstone Group. We hope you enjoyed your dinner.”
“Who are you? I want to see Arthur!” Patricia shouted.
“Mr. Sterling no longer has authority here,” Sarah said coldly. “And according to our new corporate policy on risk and credit management: all receptions exceeding $10,000 must be paid in advance or secured by a credit card with immediate payment capability.”
Sarah held out the tablet in front of Patricia.
“Your bill, including service charge and tax, is $28,450.”
Gaps of cold air echoed through the room. Patricia’s “close friends” began to avert their gaze, some feigning to go to the restroom, others burying their faces in their phones.
“Twenty-eight thousand…” Patricia staggered, clinging to the edge of the table. “But… but I’m Arthur Sterling’s in-law! You can’t charge me! This is an insult!”
“Ma’am, to Blackstone, you’re just a customer,” Sarah said, emotionless. “And if you don’t pay now, we’ll be forced to consider this ‘Theft of Services.’ Boston police are on duty in the lobby.”
“Chloe!” Patricia turned to me, yelling. “Do something! You have your dad’s credit card! Pay up!”
I stood up, picking up my bag.
“I’m sorry, Mom,” I said. “My supplemental card was canceled as soon as Dad sold the hotel. I’m just a customer now. And as far as I remember, you invited me here as a guest, not a sponsor.”
“You set me up!” Patricia shrieked, lunging at me but being held back by Richard.
“Mom, calm down!” Richard panicked. He turned to me. “Honey, you have your card. Pay up and we’ll sort it out at home.”
“My card?” I scoffed. “Your card only has a $5,000 limit, Richard. Have you forgotten you used my card to buy that fake Rolex last month and haven’t paid it back yet?”
Richard was speechless.
Patricia trembled as she opened her purse. She pulled out a stack of credit cards.
“Try this,” she tossed the Amex Platinum card onto the table.
The manager swiped the card. The machine beeped.
“Rejected. Credit limit exceeded.”
“Try this one! Visa!”
“Rejected. Account blocked.”
“This one! MasterCard!”
“Rejected.”
Each rejected card felt like a slap in Patricia’s face. The truth was laid bare before the 40 high-society guests: Patricia van der Woodsen, who always appeared wealthy, was actually drowning in debt and completely broke.
“Excuse me, ma’am,” the manager said, gesturing to two security guards. “It appears you are unable to pay. We are forced to call the police.”
Chapter 4: The Final Twist
The police stormed into the luxurious banquet hall. The birthday party had turned into a crime scene. Patricia’s friends, who had just been cheering her, were now trying to explain to the police that they were merely guests and not responsible for paying. They left her alone.
Patricia wept, her makeup smudged. “Don’t arrest me! I have a house in Beacon Hill! I can mortgage it!”
“Your house was foreclosed by the bank last week, ma’am,” the officer said, checking the records on his computer. “You are residing there illegally.”
Patricia completely broke down. Her biggest secret – her bankruptcy – had been exposed in the most humiliating way.
Richard and I stood in the hotel lobby as the police led Patricia away. She looked at me with intense hatred.
“Why?” she whispered. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I was going to,” I replied, looking her straight in the eye. “When you called to invite me. But you interrupted me. You told me not to disappoint you. And I thought, letting you face reality was the best way to avoid disappointing you… your illusions.”
Richard watched his mother being led into the police car, then turned to me, his face full of resentment.
“You’re so cruel, Chloe.
“That’s your mother.”
“And you’re a coward, Richard,” I said, taking off my wedding ring. “You knew your mother was bankrupt. You knew she was taking advantage of my father. You knew it all, but you kept quiet to benefit. You’re just like her.”
I placed the ring in Richard’s hand.
“Take this. Selling it would probably be enough to pay your mother’s bail. As for me, I’m done here.”
“Where are you going?” Richard asked, startled.
“I’m going to Bali,” I smiled, a feeling of relief spreading through my body. “My father said the sea there is beautiful.” “And he needs a manager for the new resort he just bought with the money from selling this hotel.”
I walked out of The Ellington’s revolving door, leaving behind the chaos, the sirens, and a family shattered by its own arrogance.
The Boston night wind was bitterly cold, but I had never felt so warm. I took out my phone and sent a text message to my father:
“I’m on my way to the airport. And you were right, the curtain is on.”
As the taxi rolled along, I saw a large billboard for The Ellington with Blackstone Group’s new slogan: “Where true class speaks.”
I chuckled. That’s right. True class is knowing who you are and what you have, not spending other people’s money to buy false admiration.
Patricia wanted a memorable dinner. And I’m sure she’ll remember this dinner for the rest of her life, whether in jail or a social housing facility.